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Da
Goon
Squad
Meet Da Goon Squad
Da Goon Squad are not your regular birds. In fact, they are probably the most degenerate, retarded group of penguins you've ever met. You've been warned.
Penguin 1
Skipper

Bought 50 Cents token. Quickest rug of his life.

Got scammed by devs ZachXBT told him not to buy from.

Allergic to profit.

Flipper

Still holding Shkreli's DJT token.

Found a dog on the street. Named him Billy.

Just got rugged on the 100th influencer token.

Penguin 2
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Dipper

Begged Sahil to make an influencer token for him.

Lifetime sub to Abella Dangers OnlyFans.

Flew to Romania to go get his money from Tate. Almost got shot.

Ripper

Faded MOTHER and FATHER on the same day.

Tried to buy SISTER.

Got scammed.

Penguin 2
The higher the price, the harder they ape.
Da Goon Squad don't give a fuck
"Don't fade, get pade" they say
Anyway, Da Goon Squad has a plan...
A plan that will make everyone reeech!
They call it "The Plan". Dumb fucking birds.
The lads don't agree on many plays.
But they liked this one.
So...
Even Kipper loaded his bags – And he's a real retard.
But these goons are really stupid
So you probably shouldn't join them...